croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
- Me: GODDAMN IT YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FIX THIS
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
when you the big spoon and lil spoon bc nobody is spooning u :/
Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
"There are years that ask questions and years that answer."