my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
*deep voice* yummy yummy
Grip her booty, her thighs,and her titties grip all that shit
i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
- Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
i need clear skin by yesterday
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
screaming so loud when sugar were going down comes on the radio that it becomes 2005 again
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
Peach | The Front Bottoms
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.
I will never regret a single penny I have spent on this band, a single mile that has been traveled for them, a single hour of sleep that has been lost for them, or a single tear that has been shed over them. They are the reason I am who I am and there is never going to be anything that will make me regret making them such a big part of my life.